you had me, but i never had you.

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

Apr 18 / 418,293 notes

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

Apr 18 / 231,949 notes
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What a fucking nerd

-Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

Apr 17 / 67,727 notes

i will have a block of chocolate to myself for breakfast at 8:12 in the morning, and i will enjoy it because i’m not concerned about dietary recommendations. this shit is delicious.

Apr 17 / 0 notes
fatseux:

When is lent over? I need McDoubles back in my life!
tattoosforpassionnotfashion:

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